Friday morning bizarre news headlines from the Associated Press.
Highly detailed plan to meet Santa Claus in the sky
A homeless dog in Wisconsin named L.L. Bean has found a new home in Maine, thanks to the company he's named after.
When the time came for Merriam-Webster to pick its 2011 Word of the Year, its editors decided they needed to be pragmatic. So they chose ... pragmatic.
A little masked intruder fell through the ceiling of a Wisconsin woman's home over the weekend, but it wasn't a burglar.
The Crawford County Sheriff's Department is looking for information about a safe that was found in a ditch.