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    <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:48:03 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Man Charged with Drunk Driving after 911 Call</title>
      <link>http://www.nbc15.com/weirdwackynews/headlines/69390017.html</link>
      <description>Oregon police have charged a man with drunk driving after he called 911 to report his marijuana as stolen but the dispatcher couldn't understand him because he was vomiting while on the road.</description>
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      <title>SUV Hits Elephant that Escaped from Circus</title>
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      <description>An Oklahoma couple driving home from church hit an animal -- a really big one.</description>
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      <title>Man Dressed as Breathalyzer Accused of DUI</title>
      <link>http://www.nbc15.com/weirdwackynews/headlines/69288102.html</link>
      <description>An Ohio man dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street.</description>
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      <title>Woman, Daughter Hold Signs Admitting Theft</title>
      <link>http://www.nbc15.com/weirdwackynews/headlines/68913972.html</link>
      <description>In exchange for no jail time, a woman and her adult daughter have agreed to stand outside a Pennsylvania courthouse holding signs saying they stole a gift card from a 9-year-old girl on her birthday.</description>
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      <title>Restaurant Sets Meatball Record</title>
      <link>http://www.nbc15.com/weirdwackynews/headlines/68578647.html</link>
      <description>The bouncing mega-meatball record has landed in the East Coast.</description>
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      <title>Police:  Mechanic Disabled Parked Cars for Repairs</title>
      <link>http://www.nbc15.com/weirdwackynews/headlines/67628872.html</link>
      <description>Tennessee police say a mechanic was drumming up business by tampering with parked cars, then charging to help start them.</description>
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      <title>Police: Man Stole Ferret by Shoving in Pants</title>
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      <description>It's one thing for shoplifters to hide plunder in their pants. But a live ferret?</description>
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      <title>Bigfoot Hunters Turn to Rugged Wilderness</title>
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      <description>A team of Bigfoot enthusiasts is hoping to find the legendary creature in the bogs and barrens of a West Virginia wilderness area.</description>
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      <title>Beef Spills on Highway after Truck Overturns</title>
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      <description>In Massachusetts, the answer to "Where's the beef?" is a toll plaza on the turnpike.</description>
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      <title>Teen from Norway Wins Monopoly World Title</title>
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      <description>A 19-year-old from Norway has been declared the winner of the Monopoly World Championship in Las Vegas.</description>
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